You can make this stuff up
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The US Navy commissions a group called Blue Water to genetically engineer “a half-shark, half-octopus” called a Sharktopus to help combat Somali pirate ships. Then things go wrong.
That’s the basis for the plot of “Sharktopus” (trailer above), a new TV movie on the American SyFy channel to debut later this year. Roger Corman is a genius.
— Sean Jacobs